I'VE ABANDONDED MY MILKSHAKE.

I am Eva and I am creepier than shit.

January 20, 2012 2:55 pm

There’s a time and a place to catch up with old friends.

Standing in front of the only available fuel pump when I need to put gas in my shitty car and get to my degrading job is not it, motherfuckers. Move your poorly dressed reunion elsewhere.