January 2012
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I would punch a school of orphans in the face if it meant I’d be getting In N Out.
My breasts were touched.
Tonight = rolling success.
I keep forgetting my hands.
There’s a time and a place to catch up with old friends.
Standing in front of the only available fuel pump when I need to put gas in my shitty car and get to my degrading job is not it, motherfuckers. Move your poorly dressed reunion elsewhere.
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How did the Charmin bears escape nature and move into a house?
Who gave these bears toilet paper and then brought them into society?
“I’m getting annoyed with chewing on just this side of my mouth. I want to...”
– Elora
List of words Eva has added to her phone:
eloragee:
Aoki Asshat Avicii bacon Bal biatch Bleh brah Branson cunt de def dere dieeee Elora ese fatass god gud haha holmes Homie hoss Jynx kemo kewl kickin limon lol meng methy mon Nigga nug ok Ouchie peyge por sabe segway smiley Sooo Taz trilly tumblr Tursday Weeeeee
Also, Byaaaaaah as of 10:12.
“Today my hot dentist put his hands in my mouth. I know that’s part of his...”
– Elora
tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?
I plan on doing nothing after work except going home and sleeping.
And I’m so excited for it :D
“When you’re 20, like all you want to do is nap, dude. But it’s,...”
– My sister.
